Rocketing Space Man, Episode 3

THE BOMBS INCINERATE MARS!!! As our assorted characters begin their quests, more is revealed about them and the nefarious Warlord Norkantia Mortombous. Can Torbanus Fellatian REALLY be the simple Amish Chinese Checkers champ he claims to be? Is it ever ok to wear white shoes after Labor Day? All of this and more, may or may not be answered in this, the third epic episode of ROCKETINGSPACEMAAAAAAAAAANNN!NN!!!!!!